by Rex Robinson
D’Brickashaw…Really?

I remember it like it was a few years ago, because it was. The NFL Draft was a few months away and the mock drafts were mocking. That’s when I heard it. D’Brickashaw Ferguson, tackle from the University of Virginia. Say what? Come again?
Ferguson is named after Father Ralph de Bricassart, a fictional character in the 1977 novel (and on the 1983 television mini-series) The Thorn Birds, played by Richard Chamberlain.(From Wikipedia)
You girls should LOVE that!
Okay, at least that makes a little sense. Sort of. I actually like unusual names, heck, I have an unusual name. How many Rex’s do you know, personally? My full name is even better or worse, depending on how you look at it. Noble from my paternal grandfather and Rexford from my Father. The first day of school every year was an adventure, with each teacher getting to the R’s and hesitating but eventually saying, “Noble Robinson”? I would wait for the giggles to subside and I would sheepishly say, “just call me Rex”.
Some parents just go off the deep end in their attempts to make their children “stand out in a crowd”. Instead of allowing them to create their own identities, they do it for them by naming them like cartoon characters. Celebrities are the worst. Apple? Audio Science? Pilot Inspektor? Sage Moonblood? Bronx Mowgli?
The reason this subject came to mind is one of our commits(as of today anyway), Da’Rick Rogers. Do you know how to pronounce it? If you are a die-hard you might, but I bet many of you do not. You might think it’s Duh-Rick or Dah-Rick, but you would be wrong. It’s Day-Rick with the apostrophe taking the place of the “Y”, what’s wrong with you? I have talked with many teachers over the years and have heard some great names.
See if you can figure this one out. This is a real name.
Le-a.
I’ll even give you a hint. It’s a girl’s name.
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about 7 months ago
Read a story about the girl with the longest name in the world. Her parents named her Tula-Does-The-Hula-From-Hawaii (or something close to that). She sued to have it legally changed.
about 7 months ago
Rex, I feel your pain man. Growing up with the name “Kit Kitchens” isn’t all that easy, especially since “Kit” isn’t short for anything.
Plus, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been referenced as the car from Knight Rider, or the girl from “A League of Their Own.” And let’s not even talk about the American Girl (or Doll or something like that) series where one of the dolls is named Kitt Kittridge.
Thank God I have a sense of humor or I’d have gone postal years ago.
about 7 months ago
I knew a girl named Candy Lust. Tell me her parents didn’t want her to grow up to be a stripper!
about 7 months ago
okay, the worst one I’ve ever seen (and as a NICU nurse I’ve seen a few) is Serenity Divine. Wouldn’t be that awful, but the baby was a BOY! Either the mom wanted him to grow up to be a drag queen or really wanted him to get lots of beatings as a little kid.
about 7 months ago
Hey, I have a friend name Cat and a Dog named Steve…. Does that count for anything?
about 7 months ago
Uhh..No.
about 7 months ago
I knew a real estate agent by the name of Ben Dover. He could have done something about that though…I am kind of partial to Duh-Rick but that is only because my husband’s name is Rik and it reminds me of conversations I have with him.
about 7 months ago
My first name alternates between Duh and Dammit, so I feel Rik’s pain.
about 7 months ago
Let’s not forget Saran Stacy…..
I’ll never forget watching Alabama play and Keith Jackson trying to explain that his momma named him after Saran Wrap.
about 7 months ago
Named my two sons Thomas Jefferson and Jon-Paul respectively. With a last name like Cojones(Spanish pronunciation: Kuh hone ness) I remind them as adults that I could have named them Apaira(Uh pear uh) and Harry.
about 7 months ago
I would say cajones is on a roll, but that might leave a bad taste in someone’s mouth.
about 7 months ago
(moved)
The meanest one I’ve ever seen was Shithead
(pronounced Sha theed) Parents need to be slaped for that
about 7 months ago
Of course you have heard of Ahbeeseadee, spelled Abcd.
about 7 months ago
Shithead has an arabic pronunciation, dummy: She Eat He Aah Duh. Some of you don’t know “Shit” because he is hiding in a cave in Afghanistan/Pakistan.
about 7 months ago
True story -when my son JW was born …. while standing at the viewing glass there was a little girl child named “Meconium”. Now I being a first time Dad had studied well…I turned to a nurse and started to affirm my suspicions when she interruped and told me to “just hush..we’ll fix that later”.
about 7 months ago
Frank Zappa named his daughter “Moonunit”.
Being Scott King, I have a group of friends who call me “Coretta”.
about 7 months ago
Well, everyone knows that the dash isn’t silent. And one would think that the entire Georgia nation could pronounce Da’Rick correctly. After all we spent 4 years with Tra Battle.
about 7 months ago
My mom was a elementary school counselor for a time in south Georgia. She had a set of twins in her school whose names were Lemonjello and Orangejello….yes that’s right. Lemon Jello and Orange Jello.
about 7 months ago
It’s Leedasha. The dash don’t be silent.
about 7 months ago
I had actually heard Da’Rick’s proper pronunciation before, but until I was told how to say it correctly I would have gone with what most would have…as far as the girl’s name, I do believe that one is pronounced Le-dash-a.
It’ll be interesting to see how many announcers get Da’Rick’s name right.
about 7 months ago
Wow…a lot of folks beat me to the punch while I was typing my reply!
about 7 months ago
That’s Ledasha (the dash ain’t silent)
about 7 months ago
Hey Noble T-Rex.. While it’s good to know the Da’Rick is not “duh” Rick, I’ll just be glad when he signs that LOI!
And the girl’s name…. La-Dash-uh. Beautiful, huh?
about 7 months ago
Incorrect as it may be, I prefer to pronounce Rogers’ name like Da Bears (in my best George Wendt/Chris Farley voice of course). I have a feeling a chant of some sort may be in our future if he indeed signs Feb. 3rd.
Also, as a teacher, some of the best names I’ve seen came from a whole group of brothers named Jhericus, Jhanarious, and Jhemarcus. Apparently mom was into the “Jh” consonant combination.
about 7 months ago
LeDasha! I got it! See ya in Tifton…..
about 7 months ago
Wow. That’s amazing. Le-Dasha it is. Two of you got it pretty quickly but you responded first. Thanks for playing!
about 7 months ago
The meanest one I’ve ever seen was Shithead
(pronounced Sha theed) Parents need to be slaped for that.